I am Mr Valenstein

My left brain entirely collapsed,

And got assimilated into the right one.

At first 'twas intense, revolting pain;

Now just numb, supine.

I fail to see any logic now and no reason why.

Forgive me for I imagine things like,

I have become thy ear drums,

That create the music in your ears.

I have become the breeze that

Caressed your skin yesterday.

I have transformed into your tears.

I swim in your eyes as you see me!

I have taken the form of my own tongue

That reaches inside your mouth,

When I kiss you!

I am Mr Valenstein,

And well that's quite fine.

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